In the wise words of Kyon, “A ponytail increases a girl’s charm by 36%.” So here’s Suzumiya Haruhi.
“The question of how long someone believed in Santa Claus is a worthless topic that would never come up in idle conversation. Having said that, if you’re going to ask me how much of my childhood I spent believing in an old man in a red suit, I can confidently say that I never believed in him to begin with.”
– Kyon, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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